10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear