10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- It's Free To Fold...
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio