10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- It's Free To Fold...
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine