10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet