10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel