10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Fold and live to fold again
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.