10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Poker is for loners.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers