10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."