10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker is for loners.