10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak