10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.