10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes