10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth