10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS