10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...