10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!