10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Welcome to kicker school
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!