10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT