10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim