10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "No river, no fish."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.