10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.