10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."