10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Fook the floosh droo!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris