10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.