10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."