10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."