10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright