10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"