10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.