10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris