10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Fook the floosh droo!
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek