10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant