10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown