10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln