10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak