10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.