10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom