10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare