10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson