10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.