10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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