10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Why not, when some because there are three.