10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker