10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.