10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- It's Free To Fold...
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts