10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- in the poker game of life women are the rake