10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"