10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.