10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
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- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright