10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.